I’m happy you told her the whole thing. I’m just not sure how I felt waking up to that phone call.

Headaches are evil.

Balloons defy gravity.

Under normal circumstances, I would.

Every time I look at my buddy list, you’re listening to the Beatles.

Staying awake does nothing (good) for my (in)sanity.

Teal is a mandated color.

When you sign offline I want to scream.

I love you so much it physically hurts.

We are undeniable.